Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.” Image: Giphy “Are those space pants? Because your ass is outta control!” Image: Giphy “Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.” Image: Giphy “Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.” Image: Giphy “If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.” Image: Giphy “I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?” Image: GiphyĪ version of this article was originally published in February 2015. Are you German? ‘Cause I wanna be Ger-man!” I want to live in your socks, so I can be with you every step of the way. Thanks to you, my reality is finally better than my dreams. “Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!” Image: Giphy “Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long.” Image: Giphy “Hey, girl. I’m writing an article about the wonders of the world, and I’d like to interview you. “Was your mother a beaver? ‘Cause damn!” Image: Giphy “Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.” Image: Giphy “It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.” Image: Giphy These cheesy pickup lines are so bad, they’re almost good. You remind me of my garbage bin, Id love to take you out on thursdays. Just promise never to (seriously) use them - unless you’re really that charming. Because I really want to drill you and make a huge mess. What we really want to know is: Have any of these ever worked? Was it only ironically?Īnyway, we hope these pickup lines will give you a laugh. How do you craft something full of puns, important information about your cat and nonspecific compliments that’s cheesy enough that the other person might assume there’s some depth underneath your one-liner? We’re not sure, but people manage to do it.
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